Quit your Wine-ing!

While everyone else is gasping with horror, Clogpoppers is always rather pleased with itself when a prediction hits the bullseye of the last breath. And bedraggled songbird Amy Winehouse obliged, joining in the fun by drinking herself to the other side at the weekend at the tender age of 27.

Such antics have resulted in the scoreboard debut of Sasa, who rocketed from a ranking of nowhere to joint first, with his additional three points coming for a pop under the age of 40. [Interesting note: If the coroner records a verdict of 'suicide', an additional two points will be added, propelling Sasa to the very apex of the leaderboard!]